Ponderers Of Life T-Shirts

"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

"There was a bright light and then a voice said: 'our menu has changed'."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

'Hello, my name is Death'

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'That's it?'

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'