Explorer Of Life Pillows

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"Doreen and I became nudists! I've never felt so free, Lloyd!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Great, now we're lost."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Career Progression Ladder

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

'No tipping please.'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'