Explorer Of Life Pillows

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"Doreen and I became nudists! I've never felt so free, Lloyd!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I shop, therefore I am."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

Career Progression Ladder

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

'No tipping please.'

Danger Quicksand

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'Actually, Fathers' Day is more important to me than Mothers' Day: Daddy actually raised me...'