Life Meaning Explorer Pillows

Career Progression Ladder

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Slugfest!

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

English Lesson No. 1

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Danger Quicksand

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

How?

"That question you asked earlier piqued my curiosity, Steve..."

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'What's it all about?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

"The latest version of your life is now available to download."