Life Meaning Explorer Pillows

Career Progression Ladder

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Slugfest!

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

English Lesson No. 1

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Danger Quicksand

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

I just spend all day inventing the conjunction! And?

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

How?

"That question you asked earlier piqued my curiosity, Steve..."

'What's it all about?'

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.