Surprises T-Shirts

Slot machine.

Surprise Party

Wife takes blindfolded hubby to vasectomy clinic: 'We're almost there. Happy anniversary...'

"Mum, Dad - I've got a shock for you: I'm pregnant."

'I didn't make reservations. I wanted it to be a surprise.'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Silly, that's not my husband. That's me before the operation.'

Giant train on a boy's train set.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Hi Mom!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

...I stand corrected. You don't have cavities, you have termites.

'Before you open it, you've got to guess!'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Bob's unexpected Father's Day gift...

'What's the big secret?'

Sweet surprise.

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Snowman in the Freezer.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Bertha was not your everyday cow.

Does this mean I'm not getting any socks?

'This isn't a surprise party. It's an intervention. Quit throwing surprise parties!'

Elevator door.

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

"And now for the final surprise guest of the evening."

Surprise is the key to success.

"Happy Christmas!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

"F*ck off."

"I know you didn't order a pizza. We're delivering this on spec."

"Wow! A secret admirer!"