Surgery Surprise Gifts

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It wasn't a carcinoma at all- it was just an itty-bitty attorney."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

Surprise Party

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Awkward Moments

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Baby deformation.

Snowman in the Freezer.