Unexpected Love Moments Pillows

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"So that's where you were last night."

"This does not make us friends."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

Cupid

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Happy Pregnancy

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

Working from home

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

Border Security

Monster in the Alley.

"Quick interruption to assure you I'm listening and not just rehearsing a response over and over in my head."

'When I married him, I didn't know he was a tumblebug.'

"The plumber is here."

'How was that for me?'

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

Mother Love

"Who is Santa Claus?"

Injection Window

Man pelted with golf balls.

Austin gets butt dialed.

"Mister Bones?!"

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

Man playing a fruit machine wins three cherries

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'