Unexpected Love Moments Prints

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"So that's where you were last night."

"This does not make us friends."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Cupid

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Happy Pregnancy

"I was happy that my girlfriend came to me to ask how to delete a contact from her iPhone. . . until I learned it was my contact that she was deleting."

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

Border Security

Monster in the Alley.

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

Working from home

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

Mother Love

"Who is Santa Claus?"

"Quick interruption to assure you I'm listening and not just rehearsing a response over and over in my head."

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

'When I married him, I didn't know he was a tumblebug.'

'How was that for me?'

"The plumber is here."

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

Mrs. Zackford liked her students to feel the full shock effect of a pop quiz.

Injection Window

"Well, we met on a 'Car Seat Safety' group. I joined to troll, she was a moderator, the rest is history."

Man pelted with golf balls.

Austin gets butt dialed.

Woo-hoo! My pants are stuck to my socks! Woo-hoo! Ecstatic cling. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-12-06)

"Mister Bones?!"

Man playing a fruit machine wins three cherries

'Single model plane collector in search of intelligent attractive woman. Send a picture of your planes.'