Funny Moments Lover Prints

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"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"What the hell took so long?"

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Malfunctioning geyser

"This does not make us friends."

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

Son burying his dad in sand

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

'And...?'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

'Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet Fanny'

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

The Drinker.

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

'How was that for me?'

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

Woman Dancing.

"Quick interruption to assure you I'm listening and not just rehearsing a response over and over in my head."

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

"He's the new Turkish signing"

You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!