Loves Surprises Pillows

'Your marriage proposal couldn't have been any more romantic. Can we finish our first date before I give you my answer?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Surprise!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

Vegetarian Birthdays.

King and Jester

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Egg Surprise

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Surprise Party

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'