Unexpected Thrills Lover Pillows

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

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End the Winter Blues

On the brink.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Dairy Devil

"Isn't this fun?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Log Ride

Tunnel of Whale Guts

King and Jester

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Rodeos

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Egg Surprise

"The Flying Wallendas at home"