Loves A Surprise Twist Pillows

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

While You Were Out: We Moved!

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'What are you implying?'

False starts.

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Your marriage proposal couldn't have been any more romantic. Can we finish our first date before I give you my answer?'

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."

Sheep Pranks.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.