Loves A Surprise Twist Gifts

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

'What are you implying?'

False starts.

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'You called a plumber!'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Your marriage proposal couldn't have been any more romantic. Can we finish our first date before I give you my answer?'

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

Sheep Pranks.

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"Enjoy!"

"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."