Loves A Good Twist Pillows

The bittersweet joy of running the fastest 100 meters in human history then realizing you've run it the wrong way.

Adult Books.

Finishing Line

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Diet Sugar House.

'What are you implying?'

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

False starts.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

Corona virus Christmas tree

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

"Velcro!"

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Sheep Pranks.

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

"Now didn't I say to you, 'no matter what, don't fire that gun'?!"

Island

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

'Caller Will be required to show ID.' Man holds up ID stating 'Your husband'.

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

'The biggest surprise, after we split up, is he got my friends and I got his.'