Unexpected Romance Mugs

Cupid

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I hate it when we fight."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

King and Jester

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Egg Surprise

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"Surprised?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

"Of course he hasn't called - you bit off his head."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Awkward Moments