Unexpected Romancer Mugs

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"This will be hilarious!"

"I hate it when we fight."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

King and Jester

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'They were all out of roses.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Cupid

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

When comedians propose marriage.