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'If you had told me a year ago that I'd fall in love with a homeless drunk, I would have laughed at you.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Dialogue

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Love Birds love just being together

King and Jester

Valentines Balloons

Boy on father's knee

Waterfall of Disappointment

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

A couple holding hands

"You complete me, Barbara."