Unexpected Outcome Lover T-Shirts

Fire Brain

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Traffic Cone Monsters

King and Jester

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Egg Surprise

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Surprised?"

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'