Unexpected Outcomes Fan Mugs

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

'I found the termites!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Fire door.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Football Boomerang.

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

Book ratings.

Reality Show Host

Fire Brain

Hippo on helipad.

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

Survivor Game

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'Your starter, sir.'

'How can you not like elevator music?'

"You'll never guess who I ran into on Christmas Eve."

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Newlyweds are shocked by reality.