Unexpected Outcomes Pillows

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Surprise Party

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Football Boomerang.

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.