Unexpected Journey Enthusiast Mugs

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'I was living life in the fast lane, and I flipped over trying to turn into a rest stop.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Kardiff.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Safari.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

You will go on a trip.

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

The Chicken of the North

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Tunnel of Dove.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'