Happiness Hacker T-Shirts

'The company hired a therapist to improve our morale.'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

The Pecks state of well being

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Happy Days Are Here Again

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Golfing with God.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

The Darknet starts right here.