Happiness Hacker Gifts

'The company hired a therapist to improve our morale.'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

The Pecks state of well being

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Happy Days Are Here Again

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Golfing with God.

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'