Happiness Seeker In Tech T-Shirts

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

Jumping Man

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

Happiness

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?