Happiness Warrior T-Shirts

A bunch of smiley faces protest unhappiness.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Well, well, well...'

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"You left your demons here last week."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Happy Days Are Here Again

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

The Death of the Blues

'What are you eating now?'

Burnout Syndrome...

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"