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The Power of Positive Self Image

Don't Take No For an Answer

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"In order to stay positive, we must combat the forces of evil...I mean, negativity."

That shows business confidence.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Better times ahead.

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Late-Onset Epiphany

Pollyanna, the Hamster

You could learn to think of it as a learning curve, sir.

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"You can do it!"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"He's always been an optimist."

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

Modeling Successful Performance leads to excellence

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"