Positivity Warrior Gifts

The Power of Positive Self Image

Don't Take No For an Answer

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"In order to stay positive, we must combat the forces of evil...I mean, negativity."

That shows business confidence.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Better times ahead.

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Late-Onset Epiphany

Pollyanna, the Hamster

You could learn to think of it as a learning curve, sir.

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"You can do it!"

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

"He's always been an optimist."

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"First of all, I would recommend changing your mantra to something other than 'deadline.'"