Positivity Advocate Gifts

Positive thinking really helps block out reality.

My Life

'Must you always be so negative.'

"I took your advice. I seized the day. And the day responded by seizing all of my assets!"

Let a smile be your umbrella

"He's always been an optimist."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Thumbs Down for Covid

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"Face it, Bill, we all run out of positive energy from time to time!"

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

Everything's going to be alright

PEP TALKS!

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'On the lighter side, we'll avert quite a number of years of bad luck, wouldn't you say Jim.'

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

That shows business confidence.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Critisize your weight.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I love your optimism."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."