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Self-Help Books: Forgiving and Forgetting.

Licensed Therapist

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Broken Heart

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

Psychiatry visit.

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

Dancing Doctor

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

One line a day... Diary 2020

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"

'Anyone here for the psychiatrist?'

I need a shoulder to cry on! And business advice!

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''