Heart Healing Enthusiast Mugs

Paediatric medicine

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Roasted Peppers

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

Safe driver.

Heart Health Levels

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"Cardiac day patients?"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Dancing Doctor

'Angiogram.'

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'The Angina Monologues'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!