Heart Healing Enthusiast Gifts

Paediatric medicine

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

Roasted Peppers

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Safe driver.

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Heart Health Levels

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Dancing Doctor

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Angiogram.'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

'The Angina Monologues'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'