Heart Repair Enthusiast Gifts

Hopeless widower and hopeful widow

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"The blow drier is broken."

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"Was it a fuse?"

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Moat? No - sump pump crapped out."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Safe driver.

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."