Botanical Bliss Aficionados Gifts

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Hello from the shed.

"What are you in for?"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

House plants

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Take me to your weeder!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Welcome to Kew Gardens

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

House Plant Party

"You spoil that plant!"

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

Give Chlorophyll.

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Dead House Plant

Super Plant Food.

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'I love plants and it also give me many more places to hide.'