Botanical Bliss Aficionados Pillows

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Hello from the shed.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

House plants

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Take me to your weeder!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

House Plant Party

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"You spoil that plant!"

Welcome to Kew Gardens

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

Give Chlorophyll.

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Dead House Plant

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Super Plant Food.

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."