Botanical Lovers Pillows

Quick Grow Flower Food.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Pea

SPOONING CACTI

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Poinsettia

House plants

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Biotechnology in agriculture

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.