Botanical Art Lover Pillows

The garden of Bedlam

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

What's an Imax cave?

The Origami Society...

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Amateurs."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Greenwich in the Season'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.