Botanical Lovers Prints

Quick Grow Flower Food.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening#2

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Pea

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

SPOONING CACTI

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"What are you in for?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Poinsettia

"You've definitely got water retention..."

House plants

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

Biotechnology in agriculture

"It's inoperable and perennial."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.