Nature Romantic T-Shirts

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'I just love you, warts and all...'

"And there she was, skillfully tearing a carcass apart, covered in blood and guts: It was love at first sight..."

Woodpecker Romance

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

"Love your new tattoo."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Shepherd

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

A bee and a flower are in bed.

Brown cow

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Sheep

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

Rural Cityscape

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

You have reached your destination... Shat Nav

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, boy."