Wildlife Romantic T-Shirts

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Author's Bio-diversity.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Jungle Stores.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Mother Duck.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'

"Overkill, dude."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'