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'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Eat me"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Author's Bio-diversity.

Jungle Stores.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Mother Duck.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Phew, that was close."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'