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'Can I get you a drink first?'

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"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Koala

Giraffe Selfie

"The unlucky lemming"

"Marco ..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"I love this time of day."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."