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'Can I get you a drink first?'

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"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Koala

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Marco ..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Giraffe Selfie

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I love this time of day."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."