Love-struck Wildlife Enthusiast Gifts

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Eat me"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Jungle Stores.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Mother Duck.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Phew, that was close."

"Overkill, dude."