Wildlife Romantic Pillows

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Jungle Stores.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Mother Duck.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'