Wildlife Romantics Pillows

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Jungle Stores.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Mother Duck.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'