Wildlife Romantics Mugs

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Author's Bio-diversity.

Jungle Stores.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Mother Duck.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Overkill, dude."

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

"Delivery!"