Garden Romantics T-Shirts

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Botany Baby!

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Tree Passion

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'Some scout he is!'

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Welcome to Kew Gardens

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Victorian Garden Romance

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Stop and Smell the Roses

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"You make me feel 'hole'."

Sculpture

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?