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"There's a girl in 'The Secret Garden,' right?"

Botany Baby!

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Tree Passion

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Playground reputation.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

The Perfect Garden.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'Some scout he is!'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Hiker's right of way.

Victorian Garden Romance

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Christmas Cow.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"You make me feel 'hole'."

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

Sculpture

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"