Garden Romantics Pillows

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Botany Baby!

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Tree Passion

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

A gap between the solar panels

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Stop and Smell the Roses

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Victorian Garden Romance

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Harold's easing into retirement."

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

Sculpture

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'