Woodland Romantics T-Shirts

'Stop it - you know I can't resist that mating call thing!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Tree Funeral

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Hold up, little dude. I wouldn't go in there yet if I were you."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Tree collapse...