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'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Welcome Spring.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I brought cocoa."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Tree Funeral

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Hold up, little dude. I wouldn't go in there yet if I were you."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"