Garden Fairy Gifts

Flower Trumpet

Everything's coming up roses!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rose Garden

Labor Day Flowers

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'That plant food really works!'

The Phantom Of The Garden

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Plus $600 for delivery."

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

The Deer of Spring.

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

A bee and a flower are in bed.

Woman in swimsuit vacuuming the lawn.

Venus Fly Trap

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Leaf rake - wider than space

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Mum's baking is best!

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

'I can't believe we've been relocated from the bottom of the garden to make space for parking!'

Snow White.

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

'You can't beat home groan.'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"Welcome to our evening forest hike. You won't regret wearing your bug suits."

'Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year' Swooping angel having fun

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

Miracle Gro Compost.

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

'Local Food for Local People.'